| The Peculiar Deflowering of Diamond Tiara |
| 1 | Now, dear reader, I shall tell you that tale of two ponies that were brought together by the most unlikely of circumstances. A tale of sudden and shocking debauchery the likes of which you will likely never hear of again. Sit back and enjoy the tale of the literal fall to the depths of pleasure. Rumble was a pegasus pony of seventeen years who lived in Ponyville. For as long as he could remember, he'd had his eyes on the most beautiful mare he'd ever met, Diamond Tiara. |
| 2 | She had been, in her younger years, a stuck-up pony that looked down upon others. She was basically a bully, and Rumble had hated that he found her attractive. One day, it came to pass that Diamond Tiara realized that she had been wrong, and that she wanted to be friends with everypony at the school. Rumble fell for her completely, no longer able to hold back his feelings since her inner transformation. |
| 3 | He was deeply in love, but there was a problem with that: he was a quiet, awkward sort that didn't much associate with others very well. He got along well enough with everypony, even considered some ponies his friends, but the combination of Diamond's beauty and status as a popular girl at school had always prevented him from getting too close to her, even after her change and her own desire to make as many friends as possible. |
| 4 | Rumble knew in his heart that Diamond Tiara was out of his league. That fact was just as clear to him as the fact that he would love her forever, and thus an inner struggle occupied his heart and mind quite often when she was around. The two of them had reached their last year of school together. He felt his opportunities to tell her how he felt slipping by, and he was hampered by social norms within the school. |
| 5 | There was the common, unspoken rule of popular kids and unpopular kids, and how they didn't hang out together or date each other. He hated how powerless he felt to approach her sometimes, and his heart yearned for her even more. By the end of the year, she'd surely go on to some prestigious university in Canterlot or Manehattan, and he'd never see her again.. In the case of Diamond Tiara, she felt the effects of the school's social structure as well, especially when she got to an age where she had thoughts of dating colts. |
| 6 | She found several of the boys at her school attractive, but her vicious past weighed heavily on her heart. They would never want to date me after what I did to them when we were younger. Plus, what would my parents think? Having friends is one thing, but dating somepony? Her heart sank with the thought. In a way, she was right. She seemed unapproachable to her male classmates, though not because of her past. |
| 7 | Even though she was beautiful and popular, she'd actually never had a coltfriend for more than a day in all eighteen of her years. Her single foray into romance had started innocently enough. Snails, one of the boys in her class, asked if she wanted to go out with him one day. She wasn't opposed to it, finding his tall physique appealing, and accepted. However, by the end of the day she felt embarrassment at her decision. |
| 8 | Word had gotten around that she was going to be dating Snails, who was not known for his intelligence, and the rumor mill was in full-operation. She wasn't teased about it, nothing of the sort, but her own inner-doubt had kicked in. What will mother and father think? I... I can't do this. It was a mistake. She told Snails she'd changed her mind, that she just wasn't ready yet. He was sad, but told her it was okay. |
| 9 | They stayed acquaintances, but much to her sadness, the two of them barely spoke except in passing after that. Diamond Tiara remained single for the remainder of her high school career, her own insecurities slowly pulling her into her shell. She never returned to being cruel as she had been before, but with boys, she kept a quiet demeanor. She never wanted to break anypony else's heart again. Flash forward, the school's senior dance was coming up, and Rumble wanted to ask Diamond Tiara to be his date more than anything else in the world, but he knew it was an impossible dream. |
| 10 | He had enough trouble approaching her and talking to her, let alone asking her to be his date. He would daydream of what it would be like, the two of them in fancy garb, sliding across the dance floor. They would spin, and she would stare into his eyes, giving him a sultry look of romantic passion, and he would stare back, enchanted by her mere presence. Diamond felt such loneliness, and wondered if anypony would ask her out. |
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