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Where are you from? Germany. Which part? All of me. |
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An old lady went to the optician's and said: "I need a new pair of glasses." The optician replied: "I knew that as soon as you walked into the window. |
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Good morning, Mrs Gibbs. I haven't seen you in a long time. I know, doctor. I've been ill. |
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What's the fastest vegetable in the world? A runner bean. |
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If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nitrogen? |
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Doctor, I think I'm a dog. Sit down, please. I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture. |
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Did you drink your orange juice after your bath? After drinking the bath, I didn't have much room for the orange juice. |
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I had to give up tap dancing. Why? I kept falling into the sink. |
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What's the best way to remove paint from a chair? Sit down on it before it's dry. |
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My neighbours bang on the wall at all hours. Doesn't that keep you awake? No, but for a while I just can't go on with my trumpet practice! |
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I throw myself into everything I do. Go and dig a large hole! |
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