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The bear was a filthy, clumsy, and dirty animal. However, no one was as loving as he was in the whole forest. But the animals only saw his exterior, to which the bear became upset, caught them, and brutaly beat them with his legs. Even though he was very loving. And happy. He loved practical jokes. For these jokes the animals started to hate the bear and beat him. Yes, it's hard to be loving and happy. |
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The wolf was also filthy and dirty. He was also very evil and cruel. But the animals didn't hate him and didn't beat him. Because the wolf died early in his childhood. Because the bear was born before the wolf. Yes, it's good when good triumphs over evil. |
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The rabbit was also evil and cruel. And dirty. He was also a coward. The rabbit never commited any evil as he was scared. But he was still beaten. Because evil must be punished. |
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The woodpecker was also evil and cruel. He didn't beat animals, as he didn't have any arms. So he took his anger out on trees. He was not beaten, as no one could reach him. One day a tree crushed him to death. The animals said it took revenge. After that, the animals were afraid of pissing on trees for a month. Instead they pissed on the rabbit. The rabbit got a cold and died. Everyone knew that the woodpecker was at fault. But he wasn't beaten, as no one could get him out from the fallen tree. Yes, sometimes evil remains unpunished. |
| 5 |
The mole was small and blind. He was not evil. He just did his job really well. It was he who dug under the tree which fell on the woodpecker. No one knew about his digging and he was not beaten. He was rarely beaten. More often scared. But it was really hard to scare him as he was blind, and didn't see that he was being scared. When the animals were unable to scare the mole they became very upset. And beat the bear. |
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One day the bear decided to scare the mole. But he didn't scare the mole. Because he killed him. Accidentally. As he was very clumsy. And the animals brutally beat him for killing the mole, even though the bear said it was a prank. It's unfortunate when no one understands your pranks. |
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The fox was very cunning. She could easily outsmart anyone. When she could outsmart someone, she was not beaten. But when she coudln't, she was beaten. Hard. And at that point she couldn't outsmart anyone, as it's hard to outsmart someone when you're being beaten. One day she was beaten to death. Yes, truth will always come to light. |
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The boar was big, strong, and scary. Everyone was scared of him. That is why he was always beaten with the whole forest. Or simply stoned. The boar didn't like that. One day he hid all of the stones in the forest. For that he was beaten really hard. After that, the boar never hid stones. And so they say, there is time to collect stones, and time to not touch them. |
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The goat was neither good nor evil. He was a goat. He often goated. And the animals were scared of beating him. With his goatness he got on everyones nerves. And he was beaten to death, because otherwise he would have died of old age. Someday. After the goat died, the bear cried, because he secretly loved the goat. Yes, love is a cruel mistress. |
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The hedgehog was small and prickly. He wasn't evil, he was prickly by his own nature. For that he was beaten exclusively in the stomach. And so the hedgehog started shaving bald. And he was beaten like everyone else. Yes, it's hard to be not like everyone else. |
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The skunk was very much like rabbit. But very smelly. He was beaten only inside a plastic bag, because then the smell wasn't as bad. One day the skunk had a birthday party, and he invited all of the animals as he was greedy and he loved presents. The animals got him a new plastic bag. And then proceeded to beat him until loss of consciousness. |
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The skunk then suffocated inside the bag. That is how he was buried. In the plastic bag. In the very far away forest, as a dead skunk smelt worse than a living skunk. Then the animals from the very far away forest came and beat everyone hard. They didn't like the smell of the dead skunk. Yes, you must love your neighbour. |
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The hamster was also very greedy. And rich. If he shared his riches he woudn't be beaten as hard. But he was greedy. And he was beaten hard. And he still had to share his riches. For that he cried. Yes, even rich people cry. |
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The lion was king. He ruled the forest. You're not supposed to beat kings. Such is the law. But the animals gave a fuck about the law. They beat the lion. Why? That's just how things go in forest. |
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